Helgur

S.H.I.E.L.D
“- Did you never learn the thing where boy parts and girl parts are different, and our parts AREN’T PENISES?
 
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"- You've got two choices. Take what's in this box, or we put you in a slightly bigger one."
 
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"- You can go now."
"- But...we're still in Hong Kong..."
"- Yep."
"- ...I live in Austin, Texas..."
"- I know."
 
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//Agents signing out.
Veckans favoriter:
"- If you could put that bulldozer back where you found it... We need you to suit up."
 
"- A rabbit of negative euforia."
"- A...what?"
"- Not. A happy. Bunny."
 
"- Working up quite a sweat there, sir."
"- I don't sweat. I glisten."
 
"- Did you order the motivational seminar by Forrest Gump?"
 
"- But...I don't want to..!"
"- Only Father Christmas cares about what you want. I'm telling you what to do."
QI.
"- Do you find life in glaciers?"
"- Yes, oh yes!"
"- What kind of life?"
"- Smurfs!"