“- Did you never learn the thing where boy parts and girl parts are different, and our parts AREN’T PENISES?
"- You've got two choices. Take what's in this box, or we put you in a slightly bigger one."
"- You can go now."
"- But...we're still in Hong Kong..."
"- Yep."
"- ...I live in Austin, Texas..."
"- I know."
//Agents signing out.